Ronnie DelacroixYou're on Snazzie FM, and tonight, it got dangerous. It's Villain Open Mic. If you have a scheme, the lines are open.
0:07Barry FitchI want it noted that I was against this segment.
0:10Ronnie DelacroixNoted and ignored, Barry. Winston, you're up first.
0:13WinstonThank you, Ronnie. As I was saying, before this rabble arrived. I control the entire city. Every traffic light. Every bus.
0:20FrankYeah, well, the pigeons are MINE, Winston! You think you run the city? The PIGEONS run the city!
0:25WinstonOh, here we go. The bird man.
0:26FrankDo not call me the bird man, Winston!
0:28ChadOkay, okay, you are BOTH broke. Real power is on the blockchain, gentlemen.
0:31WinstonNobody asked the child.
0:32ChadI am a FOUNDER, Winston!
0:33GaryBlah, blah, blah. Listen to you all. Ooh, I run the city. Ooh, I have pigeons.
0:39WinstonWho is that?
0:40GaryIt's Gary. And you are all clowns. Wah, wah, wah.
0:44Barry FitchGary, please do not make the noises.
0:46GaryI'll make whatever noises I want, Barry. Pbbbt.
0:49Ronnie DelacroixLet's keep it civil, gentlemen. There's room for many villains.
0:53WinstonThere is NOT room. The city is mine. Singular.
0:55FrankThrough the PIGEONS, which are mine!
0:57ChadYou can tokenize the pigeons! I'll do it right now! PigeonCoin two!
1:00GaryOh, here he goes again. PigeonCoin. My pension is already in the first one, you little crook.
1:08ChadIt's a healthy dip, Gary!
1:09GaryIt's a CRATER, Chad!
1:09Barry FitchRonnie, they are all yelling. I can't tell who the villain is anymore.
1:14Ronnie DelacroixThat's the beauty of it, Barry. Tonight, they all are.
1:17WinstonI am the PRIMARY villain!
1:18FrankPigeons!
1:19ChadCrypto!
1:19GaryClowns! Every one of you. Honk honk.
1:23Barry FitchDid he just honk?
1:23Ronnie DelacroixHe honked, Barry. And honestly? That's the most coherent argument we've heard all night.
1:30WinstonI will NOT be honked at!
1:30GaryHonk.
1:31WinstonSTOP HONKING AT ME!
1:32Ronnie DelacroixWe're gonna take a break before this becomes a circus. Too late. It's a circus. Stay tuned.
1:38Barry FitchI'm leaving. I mean it this time.
1:40GaryHonk honk, Barry.